batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I want to be your penis for a week.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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