I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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