And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
