You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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