Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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