And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
The adults are the big ones right?
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