your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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