Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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