Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
it's like heaven, but drunker
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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