where am i from again
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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