R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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