I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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