I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
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