So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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