Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
How's work?
Spinning.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
You need a sexual gate keeper
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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