If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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