For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
smell my finger.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Found your dick twin last night
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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