so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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