question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you told grandpa to call you daddy
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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