Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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