Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
No...this little piggys going to the bar
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
