Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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