Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
How naked do you want me to be?
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