What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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