So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
