So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
Randomize
