have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She announced her abortion via fbk
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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