Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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