Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
