As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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