You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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