new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I'm just crazy horny about you
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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