Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
