I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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