So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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