She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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