i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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