Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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