Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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