We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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