laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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