Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Randomize
