Just mADE A PArabola og urine
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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