i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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