Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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