why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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