ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
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