In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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