paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Alive.
So much puke
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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