I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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