I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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