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Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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