But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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